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Your raging alcoholism has finally gotten the best of you. That last drop isn’t gonna help you get your ex-wife back, RABBIT.

Your raging alcoholism has finally gotten the best of you. That last drop isn’t gonna help you get your ex-wife back, RABBIT.

Notes: 4 12/24/11 — 4:10pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z66dXyDkSqsv
You’re life’s not worth living? I agree. Let me go ahead and make this decision a lot easier for you. Jump, GOAT.

You’re life’s not worth living? I agree. Let me go ahead and make this decision a lot easier for you. Jump, GOAT.

High-res Notes: 1 7/21/10 — 4:14pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z66dXyoBQo0
Have you ever heard of a dentist? Teeth, tusks, whatever those things are you really need to get them shaved down. You look ugly and it’s embarrassing, WALRUS.

Have you ever heard of a dentist? Teeth, tusks, whatever those things are you really need to get them shaved down. You look ugly and it’s embarrassing, WALRUS.

High-res Notes: 1 4/17/10 — 4:17pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z66dXyVXVV1
Frenemies much? I could cut the tension between you with a knife, MOUSEFROG.

Frenemies much? I could cut the tension between you with a knife, MOUSEFROG.

Notes: 3 3/16/10 — 11:46pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z66dXyR2bkV
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/02/24/killer.whale.trainer.death/index.html Looks like you really lived up to your name. I’m just surprised you didn’t try to cover it up a little better. I mean, there were literally dozens of witnesses. Here’s a tip, take a page from Dexter’s book and be a little more subtle next time, KILLER WHALE.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/02/24/killer.whale.trainer.death/index.html

Looks like you really lived up to your name. I’m just surprised you didn’t try to cover it up a little better. I mean, there were literally dozens of witnesses. Here’s a tip, take a page from Dexter’s book and be a little more subtle next time, KILLER WHALE.

Notes: 1 3/10/10 — 4:01pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z66dXyQCu8_
Bacon, sausage, prosciutto, ham. Your flesh is literally DELICIOUS. Those kosher kids really don’t know what they’re missing out on. Oh well. Prepare to be eaten, PIG.

Bacon, sausage, prosciutto, ham. Your flesh is literally DELICIOUS. Those kosher kids really don’t know what they’re missing out on. Oh well. Prepare to be eaten, PIG.

High-res Notes: 2 3/1/10 — 3:55pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z66dXyP3qTI
You share your name with a terrifying supernatural being. And a venereal disease. Enough said, GHOST CRAB.

You share your name with a terrifying supernatural being. And a venereal disease. Enough said, GHOST CRAB.

High-res Notes: 1 2/13/10 — 10:22pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z66dXyN92qA
Wow, you have really let yourself go. I mean, look at that stomach. Did you eat Jane Goodall or something? Try doing some crunches once in a while, GORILLA.

Wow, you have really let yourself go. I mean, look at that stomach. Did you eat Jane Goodall or something? Try doing some crunches once in a while, GORILLA.

Notes: 2 2/8/10 — 8:35pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z66dXyMbzkJ
Couldn’t sleep last night. Tried counting you. Suprise, suprise: no dice. Next time I’ll take a double dose of Nyquil and leave you out of it, SHEEP.

Couldn’t sleep last night. Tried counting you. Suprise, suprise: no dice. Next time I’ll take a double dose of Nyquil and leave you out of it, SHEEP.

Notes: 1 1/21/10 — 12:34pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z66dXyKefWu
You make me sick. Parading around like a miniature raccoon and sullying the name of one of the greats. I’ve got some advice for you: take your pinko commie ass back to Cuba and leave us alone, RED PANDA.

You make me sick. Parading around like a miniature raccoon and sullying the name of one of the greats. I’ve got some advice for you: take your pinko commie ass back to Cuba and leave us alone, RED PANDA.

Notes: 1 1/18/10 — 11:55am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z66dXyKLCb1